Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie Party Gift by Shots Toys

$49.99
$49.99

Soft cotton-polyester plushie shaped like a penis, 30 cm tall. Durable novelty toy perfect for parties, gag gifts, and humorous bedroom décor.

Key Features:

Genuine soft cotton-polyester blend prioritizes comfort over cheap novelty feel

Thirty centimeters tall provides substantial size without excessive bedroom space demands

Durable fabric withstands repeated cuddling, display, and party handling without degradation

Lightweight portability enables easy transport to celebrations and gatherings everywhere

Non-toxic materials ensure safe contact and skin-friendly handling during extended use

Vendor: Shots Toys
SKU: NEW-10756-BLACK
Availability: In stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
Please hurry! Only 2 left in stock
Colour: Black

Shots Toys 30 cm Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie is a soft, oversized plush toy designed for laughs, comfort, and conversation-starting fun. Made from ultra-soft cotton and polyester blend, this 30 cm companion brings humor to bedrooms, parties, and gift-giving occasions. Perfect for bachelorette parties, adult celebrations, or anyone who appreciates quirky bedroom décor with personality.

What Is Shots Toys 30 cm Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie?

This novelty plushie is a full-sized, huggable soft toy shaped like a penis, crafted from premium cotton and polyester fabrics. At 30 centimeters tall, it's substantial enough to cuddle while remaining lightweight and portable. The plushie sits somewhere between bedroom humor and genuine comfort—it's soft enough to actually enjoy holding, yet designed primarily as a conversation starter and comedic gift item.

Unlike typical party novelties that fall apart or feel cheap, this plushie is built for durability. See the full range in our party gifts and novelties collection to explore similar humorous options perfect for celebrations.

Why This Stands Out

  • Exceptionally soft cotton-polyester blend feels genuinely comfortable to hold
  • 30 cm size makes it substantial without taking up excessive space
  • Durable construction withstands regular cuddling and handling
  • Naturally conversation-starting décor piece with genuine humor
  • Perfect gag gift for adult parties, weddings, and milestone celebrations

This plushie genuinely delivers on the "soft and cuddly" promise. Many novelty toys look funny but feel terrible to touch. Browse more items in novelty vibrators if you want options that combine humor with functional pleasure.

Material Quality and Body Safety

The plushie is constructed from cotton and polyester—non-toxic, skin-safe materials ideal for close contact. There are no chemical smells or irritating coatings. This is a straightforward fabric toy, making it completely safe for cuddling in bed or displaying on shelves without health concerns.

How to Use It Best

Getting Started

  • Remove from packaging and allow any compressed fabric to fully fluff out
  • Give it a gentle squeeze test to confirm softness meets expectations
  • Place on your bed, couch, or shelf depending on your intended use
  • Use as an immediate conversation starter at parties or social gatherings
  • Gift-wrap for maximum impact at bachelor parties or adult celebrations

Enhanced Use and Combinations

Pair this with other novelty items for themed gift bundles or party collections. Display alongside other humorous bedroom décor for maximum comedic impact. Many people keep theirs on the bed as a permanent humor fixture that genuinely gets used rather than tucked away.

Care and Storage

Spot-clean with mild soap and warm water if needed. Air dry completely before storage. Keep in a cool, dry location away from direct sunlight to preserve fabric color. The durable construction means it'll maintain its shape through years of cuddles and display.

Feel and Sensations – Honest Expectations

The primary appeal here is tactile comfort combined with visual humor. When you pick it up, the first surprise is how genuinely soft the fabric feels. It's not plasticky or stiff—genuine plush material that actually invites handling and cuddling. The weight is substantial enough to feel real without being cumbersome.

The humor factor never fades. Unlike novelty items that lose appeal after first use, this plushie maintains its comedic value long-term. Guests consistently react with laughter upon seeing it, and the conversation-starting ability means it earns its place in your bedroom rather than becoming forgotten clutter.

Why This Product Matters

Humor plays a genuine role in intimate spaces. Adult novelty items that land the joke while maintaining quality actually contribute to bedroom atmosphere in meaningful ways. This plushie does exactly that—it's funny without being juvenile, substantial without being awkward, and useful without requiring explanation. Whether displayed proudly or gifted strategically, it serves a real purpose: making people smile and breaking tension through laughter. For couples or individuals who appreciate bedroom humor that doesn't compromise on actual comfort and quality, this plushie delivers authentically. It's not trying to be something it's not. It's a soft, funny, well-made companion that does its job exceptionally well.

Our In-House Tester Review

I was genuinely surprised by the quality when this arrived. The fabric is noticeably softer than typical party novelties—it actually feels nice in your hands rather than just looking funny. The 30 cm size is perfect for bedside placement without dominating the space. I immediately gifted one to a friend's bachelorette party, and the reaction was exactly what you'd hope for: immediate laughter followed by genuine compliments about the actual quality of the plushie itself. The construction is solid enough that it doesn't show wear after repeated handling. What impressed me most was that it maintains comedic value even after the initial laugh. It's not a one-time joke item; it's something you actually want displayed and available. The cotton-polyester blend breathes well, meaning it won't trap moisture or develop odors. For novelty items, durability is often an afterthought—here, it's clearly a priority. Individual results may vary based on anatomy, sensitivity, and usage.

How It Compares to Similar Products

Product Type Unique Advantage Key Difference Choose This If You Want
Shots Toys 30 cm Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie Premium soft fabric that genuinely feels comfortable to hold and cuddle Pure humor and comfort focus with zero functional mechanics A quality novelty item for parties, display, or bedroom humor
Novelty underwear Wearable humor that combines aesthetic appeal with practical function Requires wearing rather than displaying or cuddling as a standalone item Humor integrated into intimate wear for partners or personal confidence
Novelty sex dolls Life-sized interactive options with varied features and configurations Requires storage space and setup; more complex than a simple plushie Comprehensive novelty experiences beyond basic cuddling and display
Anal sex toys Functional pleasure design with specific physical applications Purpose-built for intimate use rather than humor or display Actual intimate play rather than novelty and comedy items

Each option serves different purposes. This plushie excels at combining genuine comfort with humor. Choose it when you prioritize quality novelty over functional mechanics, display value over hidden storage requirements, and authentic laugh-out-loud appeal over subtle innuendo.

Learn More

Novelty items work best when they enhance connection and communication. For deeper exploration of intimate dynamics and playful approaches to bedroom confidence, read our article on shallowing or outercourse for additional perspectives on creating comfort and humor in intimate spaces.

Buy Now From Sex-Toys Australia

The exceptional softness and quality construction deliver genuine value beyond the initial laugh. Order this week and receive your plushie discreetly shipped across Australia. It arrives ready to display, cuddle, or gift immediately—no assembly or setup required. Fast delivery means you can enjoy it within days.

Shipping Information & Policy


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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
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Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

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Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Shots Toys 30 cm Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie and what makes it different from other party novelties?

Ultra-soft cotton and polyester construction creates a genuinely comfortable cuddle companion rather than a cheap gag item. Standing 30 centimeters tall, this plushie balances substantial presence with lightweight portability. Premium fabric quality means it actually feels pleasant to hold and handle repeatedly, maintaining its appeal beyond the initial laugh at parties or celebrations.

Does the Shots Toys 30 cm Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie feel genuinely soft and cuddly?

Smooth, plush fabric delivers authentic tactile comfort that surprises most people expecting typical novelty toy cheapness. The cotton-polyester blend feels inviting rather than plasticky or stiff, encouraging genuine handling and extended cuddling. Weight distribution makes holding it feel substantial and real without becoming cumbersome during prolonged contact.

Are there any concerns about durability or care with the Shots Toys 30 cm Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie?

Durable construction withstands repeated handling, cuddling, and display without developing wear patterns or fabric degradation. Spot-cleaning with mild soap and warm water maintains fabric quality when needed. Storing in cool, dry locations away from direct sunlight preserves color vibrancy, meaning this plushie maintains comedic value and physical condition through years of enjoyment.

Which specific occasions or people would benefit most from the Shots Toys 30 cm Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie?

Bachelorette party hosts seeking conversation-starting gifts, couples who appreciate bedroom humor without mechanics, and individuals wanting quality novelty décor all find genuine value here. People planning adult milestone celebrations, milestone birthdays, or intimate gatherings where laughter breaks tension discover this plushie delivers authentic comedic impact. Those who appreciate humor-driven intimacy without functional complications benefit most.

Can the Shots Toys 30 cm Sexy Novelty Penis Plushie be easily maintained and stored long-term?

Simple care requirements mean minimal upkeep between uses or display periods. Non-toxic cotton and polyester materials require only occasional spot-cleaning with mild soap, air drying completely before storage. The robust fabric construction resists odor development and moisture retention, ensuring this plushie remains fresh and condition-ready for years of continuous enjoyment. Individual results may vary based on anatomy, sensitivity, and usage.

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