Honk if you're horny, the ideal gift from Landmark – crafted for satisfaction Buy now at sex-toy.com.au
Key Features:
Discreet way to express your playful side
Sturdy construction for long-lasting fun
Attention-grabbing design for memorable moments
Versatile use as a party favor or gift
High-quality materials ensure reliable performance
A high-quality novelty horn featuring the bold message Honk if youre horny printed in durable ink. Crafted from sturdy plastic, this playful adult conversation piece delivers a satisfying honk to discreetly signal intimate intentions.
Transform your intimate moments with this uniquely entertaining addition to your anal lubes and adult novelty collection. The Honk If Youre Horny by Landmark Concepts represents a refreshing departure from traditional adult products, offering a perfect blend of humour and practicality for those who appreciate innovative ways to express their desires.
Whether youre browsing our selection of adult toy cleaner or seeking something more playful, this horn delivers consistent performance across various scenarios. Its reliable mechanism produces a clear, unmistakable honk that effectively communicates your intentions while maintaining a lighthearted atmosphere.
Feature | Specification | Benefit |
---|---|---|
Material | Durable Plastic | Long-lasting durability |
Print Type | Fade-resistant Ink | Maintains appearance over time |
Sound Output | Clear Honk Sound | Effective communication |
Like our range of realistic butts and vaginas, this product undergoes thorough quality testing to ensure reliable performance. The construction focuses on durability while maintaining user-friendly operation.
Crafted from high-quality plastic materials, this novelty horn requires minimal maintenance. The fade-resistant ink ensures the message remains clear and legible through regular use. Simple cleaning with a dry cloth is sufficient to maintain its appearance and functionality.
Landmark Concepts demonstrates their commitment to quality through thoughtful design and material selection. This novelty horn exemplifies their attention to detail, offering a perfect balance of durability and entertainment value. The brands focus on creating unique, conversation-starting products has resulted in this memorable addition to the adult novelty market.
Add this playful conversation starter to your collection today. With its affordable price point of just $4.90 and quality construction, the Honk If Youre Horny represents excellent value for those seeking to add a touch of humour to their intimate moments.
The horn produces a clear, audible honk that can be heard within a typical room setting without being overwhelmingly loud. Its designed to be noticeable enough to grab attention while remaining appropriate for indoor use.
The message is printed using fade-resistant ink specifically designed for durability. With proper care and normal use, the text will maintain its clarity and readability over an extended period.
This novelty horn is ideal for adult parties, intimate moments between partners, or as a humorous gag gift. Its particularly effective as an icebreaker or playful signal in appropriate social settings.
The horn is constructed from high-quality, durable plastic designed to withstand regular use. The material is robust enough to maintain its shape and functionality through repeated activation.
No special maintenance is required. Simple cleaning with a dry cloth is sufficient to keep the horn in good condition. Avoid exposure to excessive moisture to maintain optimal performance.
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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
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