Vac-U-Lock 7 inch Thin Dong The Naturals

Doc Johnson

Vac-U-Lock 7 inch Thin Dong The Naturals

Vac-U-Lock 7 inch Thin Dong The Naturals: A Slim Slice of Hilarity

Get ready to add a touch of humor to your intimate escapades with Doc Johnson's Vac-U-Lock 7 inch Thin Dong - The Naturals edition. This slim and trim accessory is not just a dildo; it's your ticket to a ride that promises laughter, pleasure, and a touch of cheekiness.

Hold On Tight, It's The Naturals Edition:

Introducing the 7-inch Thin Natural Dong, the "Naturals" edition for those who like their pleasure with a side of humor. This dong is not here to play it straight; it's here to add a twist to your Vac-U-Lock adventures. Fasten your seatbelt, because with this dong, you're in for a ride that's bound to tickle more than just your funny bone.

Slim Girth, Big Laughs:

Unlike your traditional dongs, The Naturals edition boasts a slim girth, proving that good things come in small, funny packages. It's the perfect addition to your Vac-U-Lock collection if you're looking for a side of hilarity with your pleasure. Who said size matters? This dong is here to debunk that myth and have a good laugh while doing it.

Firm Yet Flexible: Because Laughter Shouldn't Be Rigid:

The Naturals edition combines the best of both worlds – firmness for pleasure and flexibility for a good laugh. It's not your run-of-the-mill dong; it's a comedic companion that knows when to be firm and when to bend over backward for your amusement.

Use With Any Vac-U-Lock Set Or Accessory: The More, The Merrier:

Pair The Naturals Thin Dong with your favorite Vac-U-Lock set or accessory, because why settle for a regular strap-on when you can have one that comes with a built-in punchline? The more, the merrier, and in this case, the funnier.

Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe, and Proudly Made in America: Laughter with a Side of Responsibility:

While we're here to tickle your funny bone, we take your safety seriously. The Naturals Thin Dong is crafted from phthalate-free, body-safe materials because we believe that pleasure should come with responsibility. Proudly made in America, because even comedy deserves the best craftsmanship.

Dimensions that Make You Do a Double Take:

Total Length: 7.30 inches (because why not add that extra 0.30 inches for good measure?) Insertable/Usable Length: 5.80 inches (because who needs the full 7 inches, right?) Width/Diameter: 1.60W 2.10D inches (because dimensions should always keep you guessing) Circumference: 5.03 inches (because we like to keep it interesting)