Packer Gear Penis Brown

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Packer Gear Penis Brown

Unleash Your Inner Comedian: The Packer Gear Brown Penis Extravaganza!

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, get ready to meet your new comedy sidekick – the Packer Gear Brown Penis! This is not your average run-of-the-mill packing penis; this is the Leonardo DiCaprio of realistic brown packers, here to steal the show and make you the Oscar-winning star of your own gender-affirming masterpiece.

A Stand-Up Performance: Imagine walking into a room with the confidence of a stand-up comedian armed with the funniest jokes. Now, picture that confidence enhanced by the Packer Gear Brown Penis – the ultimate accessory for a sexy, masculine, and downright hilarious look. It's not just a penis; it's your secret weapon for a show-stopping performance.

Comedy and Comfort Rolled Into One: Designed for a snug fit in your favorite Packer Gear™ harness, this packing penis is the epitome of comfort meets comedy. Made from ultra life-like, unscented, and phthalate-free Pure Skin material, it's so realistic you might catch yourself applauding. The sculpted packing penis features a natural length, skin folds that'll make you do a double-take, and a textured scrotum that's as funny as it is fabulous.

Dimensions for Laughter: We believe in giving you options for your comedy routine, so choose between the 4-inch and 5-inch versions. Because when it comes to laughter, size does matter! The dimensions may vary, but the laughs are guaranteed.

4 Inch Version:

• Overall: 5" x 3.25" / 12.75cm x 8.25cm
• Penis: 4" x 1.5" / 10.25cm x 3.75cm

5 Inch Version:

• Overall: 5.75" x 3.25" / 14.5cm x 8.25cm
• Penis: 5" x 1.5" / 12.75cm x 3.75cm

Maintenance-Free Comedy: In the world of stand-up, the Packer Gear Brown Penis is a headliner that requires no green room pampering. It's maintenance-free, so you can focus on perfecting your comedic timing rather than worrying about upkeep.